A week from Saturday night, January 30, is the ANNUAL MEWS MEGA-PARTY – except it’s the first one we’ve had in two years. Naturally, this is causing a lot of confusion, which is why we once again feel obliged to bring you the……
MEWS Party FAQs:
Oh, I forgot all about this. When and where is it again?
Saturday night, January 30, from 6:30 till 9:30 at the Diva Lounge at 373 Bloomfield Avenue, near Willow Street, in Montclair.
What exactly is the MEWS Mega-Party, and why should I be there?
The MEWS Mega-Party is the one time all of the writers and editors in MEWS get together for a big blow-out event. It’s your chance to see old friends and colleagues and meet new ones – and not just your same old cronies but people doing even more interesting things than you’re doing.
Why should you be there? Because you’re lucky enough to live in probably the only town in America that has a group like this, and it’s the right thing to do. Because it will be good for your career and your social life. And because I’ll be really pissed if you’re not.
Yeah, but, you know, like many people in Montclair, I claim to care about community, but I really just care about myself. Will I find an agent there? Get an assignment? Meet a colleague I’ve always admired? Or will I just drop $39 with no tangible payback?
Most likely, the one with the $39. But if you don’t show up, you’ll not only miss the best party of the year, but we will have to ask you to move to North Caldwell.
All right, already, I don’t want that to happen to me. So what do I get for my $39?
Unlimited soft drinks and two alcoholic drinks of your choice. Lots of hors d’oeuvres, dessert, and coffee. All in the relaxing and convivial atmosphere of the Diva Lounge.
The Diva Lounge – isn’t that kind of a scary place?
Exactly, which is why we love it! The Diva is actually gorgeous, comfortable, fun, welcoming, and makes a fantastic cocktail. And listen, we know what you’ve been doing all winter, and you need a little more danger and excitement in your life.
Are there any other costs?
If you want to get totally smashed, you’re going to have to pay extra. And we’re also going to be collecting donations for the First Annual MEWS Scholarship for a Montclair High School kid interested in a career in literature, journalism, writing, or anything related. But you can donate what you want.
What if I want to donate to the scholarship but I don’t want to go to the party?
Send a check made out to Montclair High School with MEWS Scholarship written in the memo line, to me at Pam Satran, 64 Myrtle Ave, Montclair, NJ 07042. We already have a couple hundred in donations.
Okay, okay, I’ll be there. So what do I do again?
Just show up at the Diva on Saturday night, January 30, between 6:30 and 9:30, and pay your $39 at the door. See you then!